February 2011
Groundhog Day 2011 in eastern Pennsylvania will star a stuffed animal http://t.co/iMfRYgG - ew, it’s been dead for 15 years!
January 2011
while viewing my blog’s analytics when I C a short post that has a longer than average time spent on it I assume they were masturbating, xd
while viewing my blog’s analytics when I C a short post that has a longer than average time spent on it I assume they were masturbating, xd
The My-Essentials Daily is out! http://bit.ly/gysC10 ▸ Top stories today by @theoriginalgata @asexiness @nathanielr @_apricottea
The My-Essentials Daily is out! http://bit.ly/gysC10 ▸ Top stories today by @theoriginalgata @asexiness @nathanielr @_apricottea
Think I’ll go back 2 workin #CC w back 2 back comedy specials on cuz nothin says Sun mornin 2 this atheist like @denisleary & @margaretcho
If U luv me U will vote 4 me. http://bit.ly/gcsrMt lol
Sometimes when a DVD ends I think about rewinding it.
RT @Theoriginalgata: Video: Monique Dupree joins the cast of the remake of Plan 9 from outer space called PLAN 9 Other Cast… http://tu …
Muffin Joke
This is my favorite joke ever. I don’t care how silly it is.
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and say, “Man it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “Crap, a talking muffin!”
I’ve also always been fond of this cheesy joke.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “We have a drink named after you!”. The grasshopper says “You have a drink named Bob?”
I can’t be trusted with chocolate. Every time I have it I get it all over the place like a small child.
