August 2010
“I have the tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step cause if I do you’ll need a miracle” - @maroon5
So Ken Marino’s character on Children’s Hospital is the guy from The Ten? That’s awesome. http://bit.ly/bz3R6z
RT @letterstobetsy: the unwinding http://bit.ly/a2wLnf
Dead mangled rabbit in backyard, at least my dog didnt do it, no blood on his mouth. Tried 2 clean it up but cried n almost puked. Lucki …
My bro stopped by n did it 4 me.
Wish john was still alive. Id get trashed w him.
My dad said they r prob keeping him another day cuz of swelling on his brain. They never euen mentioned that 2 us.
They being anti-American, not me, just FYI. lol
RT @adamlevine: That being said. I’m having a “poisonous kool-aid party” tomorrow in the desert. Location TBA. (don’t want a big scene) …
It’s def cooler & more comfortable to be topless but it’s not at all exciting alone. lol
People who send me free tshirts for doing good work should not fuck w me cuz I’m *this close* to making an anti-American YouTube vid.
I will totally let any1 insure mine for the bargain price of 100K RT @jesslynham Troy Palamalu’s hair insured. WTF-ingF http://bit.ly/aGTlsM
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“I have amazing insight. I would use it on myself except I don’t have any problems.”-Music & Lyrics
You know how the girl ISs always want to masturbate w their phones? 1 just shocked her clit. lmao #CC
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Listen to your favorite satellite radio stations using the FREE @MusicDock App for iPhone and iPod Touch. http://lx.im/69dB
It’s def cooler & more comfortable to be topless but it’s not at all exciting alone. lol
I will totally let any1 insure mine for the bargain price of 100K RT @jesslynham Troy Palamalu’s hair insured. WTF-ingF http://bit.ly/aGTlsM
no way, Chicken Lady!
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“I’m gonna need a power shake.” “& by power shake you mean martini?” “Yes, but I’m gonna call it a power shake.”-KITH: Death Comes To Town
“I have amazing insight. I would use it on myself except I don’t have any problems.”-Music & Lyrics
So Ken Marino’s character on Children’s Hospital is the guy from The Ten? That’s awesome. http://bit.ly/bz3R6z
RT @adamlevine: That being said. I’m having a “poisonous kool-aid party” tomorrow in the desert. Location TBA. (don’t want a big scene) …
RT @letterstobetsy: the unwinding http://bit.ly/a2wLnf
“I have the tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step cause if I do you’ll need a miracle” - @maroon5
You know how the girl ISs always want to masturbate w their phones? 1 just shocked her clit. lmao #CC
People who send me free tshirts for doing good work should not fuck w me cuz I’m *this close* to making an anti-American YouTube vid.
They being anti-American, not me, just FYI. lol
New horizons.u have the vision strength to make a big breakthrough now.Look towards the future.-all my horoscopes sound like this but ch …
All my moms mds r pricks. 2day 1 said if her knees hurt so bad she shouldnt be making trips 2 c my dad in the hospital. Heartless
I must be insane w my atheist ass 2 discuss religion w my mormon brother.
Uh hes annoying me already n he stole this ridic sign http://twitpic.com/2jokme
Mds n nurses dont like me. Im not exactly disrespectful but i dont deify them.
Dont u wish ur tshirt was cool like mine? http://twitpic.com/2jo9bh
I think this cougar thing runs in my family.
He has a cannibal rabbit. Barf
I do want a Kindle n all but if I’m on a gorgeous beach I’m swimming or drinking or acting a fool or something, not reading #LameCommercials
That tall skinny chick on Project Runway is such a biatch.
I saw a guy wearing this tee in black @ Sheetz today & it cracked me up http://www.zazzle.com/the_internet_is_down_tshirt-235771193686472281
“I’ll buy you lunch.” “I’m stuffed. I had a jar of olives.”-Mad Men
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#CC Coma Time was brutal. Now dishes, then bath, then a few hours sleep, then hospital again. Happy we’re bringing him home today.
I feel like crap. I think i have a meat hangover. I renounce u again meat.
It’s not like I have huge boobs or anything but it seems like a lot of chick tees don’t want 2 contain them. So shirtless from now on. xd
