January 2011
When bored i do this http://twitpic.com/3lulz3
Finally got a drink n she hooked me up on the jack.
December 2010
No time 4 my usual #FF but these peeps R awesome http://twitter.com/missemmamm/my-essentials
Check out my blog if you like awesomesauce! http://missemmamm.com/
Check out my blog if you like awesomesauce! http://missemmamm.com/
2011 Gemini Horoscope
‘Can you finally escape the pain you got imprinted with during adolescence? Is it a realistic possibility that you could triumph over the conditioning you absorbed before you knew how to talk? Do you have the power to do what few of us have done, which is to get out from under the weight of the past, shed the inertia of your memories, and live brave and free in the raw truth of NOW? If...
OK, #CC, exercise, blog, etc. Outtie
Have u ever prank called sum1? http://me.chacha.com/s/4dXw
James talking to himself during Black Swan.
James: I don't know about her, but I embody both Black and White swans.
James: This is going to be one of those movies where they don't show her face and her feet in the same frame while she dances right?
James: Kelly, look at how big my muscles are.
James: Oh, oh she passed herself on the street. That's the black swan.
James: (as Portman) "Hi, I'm the girl who fucked up in my audition yesterday."
James: Kelly, I think I've seen this movie before.
James: Here he goes, that French pig. Giving it to her, oh but she bit him. That's black swan material.
James: He saw the black swan in her when she bit his lip and slapped his dink really hard.
James: Too many mirrors. That picture's eyes moved. I don't like this movie. Ew, get a meal! Why is she so skinny?
James: That's Barbara Hershey you know. (singing) She's crazy, craaaazy.
James: When is this fucking Black Swan going to show up?
James: Awww, what the fuck is wrong with this girl. I don't want to watch this. I don't want to watch this. Too gross.
James: (As Kunis) "Hurry up! I gotta shit out here!"
James: If this was a Sci-fi movie that angel would come to life. That would be sweet, if something happened.
James: (Spanish accent) "I must penetrate you"
James: There's lots of masturbating in this show.
James: Isn't that Macauley Culkin's girlfriend?
James: (Valley Girl accent) " I don't need any stuffies! I'm putting them all in the garbage. Bye you stupid stuffies!"
James: Fuckin' giver Rick. That's what that was, the 'fuckin' giver Rick' speech.
James: She has man feet.
James: There's going to be a dead swan in there. Deep fried.
James: I didn't like that at all. What was I supposed to like about that? The only part I liked was when she was masturbating with her bum in the air.
Awesome brain cabbage http://twitpic.com/3lbes0
Ooh new amy sedaris crafts book! Loved the last
Ooh new amy sedaris crafts book! Loved the last
RT @ThatChrisGore: Like a monkey dancing on a razor blade. Wall Street 2 may not be the worst film of 2010, but it is definitely the dum …
RT @Tabayag: NEW POST: If I Were A Different Person Wednesday http://tinyurl.com/3a3hg3r
Man, I’m so bummed bout this NYE thing, now I’ll look like an idiot if I dress up & the track part will be closed, cant play slots for 6hrs
Blog: My Top Movies of 09 http://bit.ly/h96pOq -Catch up on last year’s B4 I do this years. Also updated 4 your enjoyment.
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OMG I just realized that the ‘hunky’ plumber that Karen wants to nail on Will & Grace is that Ron guy from Parks & Rec, odd.
Free screening of the new William H Macy show if U don’t live in Bumfuck, Nowhere like me http://www.sho.com/site/shameless/screenings.do
Kathleen turner is fucking awesome
Cute pics, I voted. http://www.pinuplifestyle.com/page/photo-contest
Emo Pickup Line: Is that a razor in your pants? Cause I want to cut myself. #CC - the fact that I just lol’d 4 real prob means I need sleep
This sucks, no wonder I couldn’t stream that movie yesterday. http://www.speedtest.net/result/1076509836.png
weird cuz most of my bills are taken out of my account yesterday & today. http://yhoo.it/gHtvMV
“We’ll never survive.” “Nonsense, you’re only saying that because no one ever has.”-The Princess Bride
tried 3 ways 2 watch that movie 2 no avail.Redbox is broken, directv must just removed it from ppv & cinema now says my connections 2 slow
I’m not sure what this movie is about yet but it’s only 10 minutes into it & @petergallagher_ has already had his pants off. Win!
RT @ebertchicago: “The Complete Seinfeld,” 180 episodes, $84, 66% off, one day sale. Just sayin’. http://j.mp/e1pllV
Plus, despite the demo, I still doubt it will hold your grossly overweight cat without breaking your yuppie windows.
a zit fetishist, yuck, #CC
They keeping raising prices cuz it’s an f’ing mall too but U know at least I can see a giant red shoe. http://bit.ly/eQlWBq
RT @TheBloggess: http://thebloggess.com/?p=9458 “I’m looking for a cat named Bob Barker.”
‘harrison ford’s a quarter jewish, not too shabby’-adam sandler
Still cant believe 1 of my friends made me a mary red badger barbie. Pretty boss http://twitpic.com/3fq702
You know it’s Xmas time because everyone is asking us what their punishments will be for different types of shoplifting. xd #CC
IS: How do you make a girl laugh if she thinks pain hurmor is mean? And not jokes cause jokes are corn. - wow, wow, lol #CC
OMG, has any1 seen how Ben oh so casually mentioned big changes in the QA thread? It doesn’t sound promising.
So @robhuebel was on The Office but he’s so straight on there. I miss him pulling his clothes off like he does on Children’s Hospital.
“It’s a Christmas miracle that it wasn’t a heart attack.” “Yes, I do believe that a heart is required.”-30 Rock
“Good grief, it’s like trying to talk to a dolphin.”-Big Bang Theory
I don’t get Big Bang tonight. Didn’t they say she participated in sex studies b4? She doesn’t know when she’s horny. Buy a vibrator.
